A Bitch by Any Other Means

Although 'bitch' is like any other movement of the vocal chords deemed horrific, we never apply it to its most basic meaning, the female dog. What about the male dog? Let's see... we call them a-holes, scrubs, mitch, and pussy-whipped. All is fair in submitting to the opposite race. But what about the self determined bitch?

Upon observation and deep thought, I've come to terms with the modern bitch, by definition of course:

A bitch is defined by association not universalism... Actions over thought. Generality over reality. And finally, redundance over precedence. Assholes and bitches seem to gain their power throughout experience, especially through clicks, cliches, college, and the dicks that keep screwing them over until they have no choice except to accept the drunken reality that life will and perhaps rarely change. It's like the high school jock-strap, stuck 'in the season' for the rest of their lives. Heaven forbid we ever evolve into a member of productive society!

To be honest, I've never dated a bitch, as hopefully I'm not viewed as an asshole. Being either is the product of a game invented by modern animals. To date, I have experienced the artform of bitchyness outside of television and drunken frat parties, a cultural spectacle that is sometimes explained by nature, nurture, and intoxication . There are few words in this language that can act as a noun, verb, and adjective. Most importantly, why are women deemed as bitches and guys as assholes? I mean were not all dogs or the last thing shit comes out of...

But I guarantee some of us have nothing better to act or be.

"To be drunken, a bitch, and abide by fightin words... thy trinity"
-1588- Average drunk fuck, fightin' whore

Last words... why are we usually attracted to bitches and assholes worldwide? I bet it's insecurity, lack of alturism, cultural laziness, and especially the inate nature to focus on any given minute of time the gratification of knowing that I'm better than anyone else.

Sincerely,

The sarcastic assfuck who hopes to screw over all of the ass-bitches who Moms and Dads didn't raise them to be socially independent or appreciate life beyond inaptitude and sincere attraction.